The Wild
The Mild
…the mother chilled.
"For your eyes only, I live for you,
I see what no-one else can see
The Wild, a band inside of me
Only for you... only for you."
Jim has a magic wicker hamper set with a majik set of
records (he thinks) ...we sneak in when he's not there and change things in his
flat poor bastard fuck we've had a laugh with him though, we know he's had
enough and we'll leave him alone to scrape up the pieces of his shattered life-
alone ha ha ha!!! Sheritra:"What about MJ12?";
reply:"No comment Sheri'.".
Click here to hear The Wild tracks on myspace
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Idol Alien Reviews
May 2008
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"The band certainly have a lot of potential says SPOG
of the review, Jim is one great guitar player! and he
writes too. Alien review heard that he'd textied the
whole band the other night saying come on let's get into the studio but Sezy couldn't come out coz of Mr
Brown Stone, Matt wasn't pulling his finger out with the studio contact with
Gary, and Tim, well he was just flatulent-flautist and didn't reply for two
days cos he was at the party. Go sheri and let's get Jim fixed up with the guys at the
studio soon we need his input ffs! When Jim was
interviewed he said that to have me sing for the band would be a true delight
of sheri-tree nectar sent surely from the Godesses themselves.
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THE 'GASSIP' GIRLS" REVIEW
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Sorry Sheri hun but we heard over the gassip vine that Jim went to see Jo at her show and she
totally ignored hom okay- yeah! so
he's thrown a glass of water over the floor by her and she's reported him to
the local Police force, can you believe it I now... and get this we managed to
get a copy of the letter Jim received from them -get this Shezza!
he's gone home in a sulk and written her a poetry
book! ffs! 'The 'Gassip Girls" Review' do not condone in any way Jim's
disruptive behaviour but the poor guy come on Shez he's been single for over (get this) 5
correction: 8! years! - where's
his Gal we're all lining up Gaad!
[item removed due to threats received]
SHezza what's going on? give
us strength the guy luvs the woman and he only means
to please her. Musing Unsaid will be out in the shops by September her birthday
month for crying out loud. When one of our giggling girls GIGI went down to
interview Jim she said he had Go-Go dancing music playing very loudly and that
the room smelt of marijuana smoke, when she asked him what did he hope to prove
by coming on to Jo like that, Jim answered "Only my love for her"
...please...only too much! and when asked was he using
the Wild as a front for attempting to court her he said "Yes you've caught
me red handed -with my fingers in the pie so to speak." When asked by GIGI
"Are you intersexed and do you have something
wrong with your hearing?" Jim replied "Yes, i'm
into sex.". SHe'
something has to be done, Jim is still seeing Serry
as a friend only and he needs outlets both physical, emotional and with the
band - Heeeelp!!! The latest is that Jim's really
into his Big Joe Turner records of the 40's and you know shez,
Serry has spirit babies by Joman
in the Philippines, and she could have the whole deal, £1000 dress, Bentleys
the works -poor Jim what's he to think. Shez apparantly Jim has developed a gay lover Matt and Jo's
partner is called Matthew, my head hurts -let's go back to bed. Sheritra: "Do you think Jim is homosexual?" GIGI:
No Shezza, I know he's not (wink wink).
He isn't really interested in gay sex at all (Yes he fackin
is the sleazy poofter- “shut up pub lad..”) and he
understands how a woman feels, but Shez I must tell
you, in February Jim went late night shopping in Tesco wearing high heels and a
Hula-Kula nightie, some heads turned I can tell you
and later this year Jim was sectioned under the mental health act and spent
four weeks on a secure mental ward in hospital, We just want to give him a big
hug- he is so lonely She and has a whole lot to offer the right girl, come on
he owns a lovely flat and a sports car, he just wrote a book and in fact as you
know She, he is quite dishy, a kind bloke and we all
think he's a lovely man who deserves a good woman.
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Psycosoft: Ask the shrink
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Welcome and relax.
We are going to use Jim as a case in point and try to get to the bottom of why
his behavior and the behavior of others is as it is.
Let me inform you at this point, Jim has a device fitted to his inner ear so
that we can listen to his mind thinking, there are legal issues to be addressed
such as privacy laws and personal liability, but for now we will concentrate on
the psychological aspects of the case.
I have regressed Jim and it was quite amazing what came out but this case is
not really centered around Jim as a person but all of
us as a society and how the level of isolation can be a large factor in
determining an individuals well-being within the group.
In 1994 Jim aged 28 at the time was sectioned under the Mental Health Act and
had a diagnosis of Schizophrenia stuck on him by Dr Eric Crouch. I do not agree
with the diagnoses and simply wish to shed light on our situation regarding
semi-sick so called mentally ill 'patients' treated like lab rats in their own
homes and even taken by force by social workers and the Police away from their
home without choice -on the spot, and whether legislation should be reviewed to
clarify whether or not someone is a danger or just a bit arty. I am concerned
about the powers a group of NHS workers can have over an innocent person
struggling to get by and how their actions can be more damaging than helpful
setting an individual back in the name of protecting the public callinf it 'care'. With current terrorism paranoia and the
law about holding people under suspicion for long periods, are we confusing
such dangerous nasty people with innocent, well meaning ones who are just a bit
sad and lonely, perhaps with other health or money problems also making their
lives difficult?
Another issue raised is the reliability of any one doctor's diagnosis and the
power of the system to enforce medication upon a patient which may be totally
unsuitable and be confusing him/her even more- these new psychotropic drugs are
largely unproven and the pharmaceutical companies obviously want to test and
make money from their chemical concoctions via the NHS and public funding- yes
your tax money! Often the result being that patients lose their own idea of
'confident self' and admit failure and inferiority among the people they live
with so reducing them into submission as a person, labeled 'schizo',
ostracized and often institutionalized stripping them of any chance of becoming
'a success' leaving them in the quagmire of social stigma. The drugs usually
have a doping effect on character as much as physicality and other side effects
such as irregular limb movements, loss of libido and weight gain are common
side effects.
Jim has agreed that I release some information about him under his review and
has kindly said he will not try to restrict or censor what I feel I should
write. Some good news is that Jim is well now and has overcome many difficult
years, for that I am glad.
REPORT: Jim and the embedded chip cell.
(Currently withheld due to Ministry restrictions.)
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the game for PC click here! (FREE)
"She', this is the game Jim wrote for Jo back in 2002,
He entered the code for a competition to win the Internet
(Best program under 35 Kilobytes)
and he won! we couldn't believe it, nor could he!
It's a clever piece of low-level C programming and ASCII
game design that has left us staggered here at Psycosoft.
Click link above to download (only 35 K) totally safe!
Play it! You've got this little ASCII ship guy at the bottom that
you move left and right and it shoots a stream of missiles out at all
these little text invaders that swoop down, there's sound too!
and it gets faster and faster the more sheets you wipe
out,
great stress relief- "Die you little buggers!".
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'The chez-longue'
Mental health patient forum comment:
"Typical the report has been withheld so keeping all of us lambs in the
dark. This illustrates what we are up against with those in the upper echelons
of decision making. Frankly it's suppression at it's worst, we need this report
available it's important we have a voice.". We
are all over the moon that Jim is well now and wish him every success in
finding a suitable partner.
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A local government official has been heard to have said that if the report got
out we'd all be finished and the shit would really hit the fan for those on the
inside.
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A spokesman from the miniature radio association gave us his comment:
"We know that these devices have been around since way before the 1980's
and the explosion in mobile telephony has provided the perfect network for a
system exploiting these devices to operate."
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Men In Black
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"Don't think Jim is the only one with one of these bugs they're everywhere
and they can do a lot more than you might imagine."
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THE CONSPIRACY
The advent of the report about Jim signals the dawn of enlightenment as regards
manipulation and mind control by some in positions of power of people and
animals in the early part of the 21st Century.
It is the opening act.
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T H E P U B L A D
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I think the write up about Jim is the funniest thing I've ever read in my
life... Jim...
See you down the pub later for a pint and a game of pool... in your mini skirt lol
Look mate, we've set up all the amps and guitars and drums come and 'ave a jam you pratt!
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The Boozers guide
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Tommy of the guide had a drink with Jim to chat things over.
He took him to a nearby horsefield up the road
with a bottle of Smirnoff
and they drank shots.
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CHAMELEONS
"She' J has a record deck and a Chameleons album, Strange Times, he said
because of it he'd be okay."
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Gorgeous mums inc.
Hi She', we heard from GIGI and the gorgeous Gigglegirl
that Jim wants to change his; study into a nursery at his lovely flat
that he furnished himself, he would welcome in his soulmate
with
open arms fix her the drink she fancied, light a jostick
and a candle
or two and even try to give up smoking in a few months and
concentrate on making the most beautiful 'Planet bunny' style
baby home; and Sheri, Jim planted a rose in his little garden bit
(called "Sweet memories", it has a heavenly scent and yellow petals)
along with some honeysuckle and primroses and snowdrops.
Put the top down, turn the stereo on and let's obey the Tom Tom.
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EDUCATIONAL ARCHIVES
Hello Sheritra, we have a little offering for you-
it's Jim's English
literature 'O' Level paper. As you know Jim attended grammar school
in Buckinghamshire in the 80's and since all this poetry has come out
recently, we thought you ought to know how he was doing back then...
"In death they were not divided She",
enjoy...
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ADVERT!
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For those stormy summer evenings,
those little mulled wine packs...
perfect for a dose of relaxation.
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TRANNIES 4 TRANYS
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Hun you have done so well, we love you soo much, but
darling you'll
have to get on with it soon or you won't have many years left to be your
lovely self, good luck with the book honey, we're all crossing our fingers.
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The knicker wearers state that they will continue to
wear
knickers on their heads or otherwise whether soiled, soaked
or stained and that they are proud of their knicker
wearing
activities and it does not bother them what opinions others hold
of them in consequence of their knicker wearing
actions- thank you.
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The Gender Trust
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Jim we love you more than words can say
and we could write a long essay about you
stretching to several volumes but we only have
three important words: We love you.
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FINAL WORD
from Cupid's Angels match service
Finally She, Jim has said he would even get down on one fetlock to propose next
time,
but for now he's become hoarse from asking, that maybe he should have invited
her to Ascot
and that he's glad he hasn't blown
it!!
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