MY blog .
As you know i'm sheri, also sherette and John so hey glad to know you... watch this space...
Here's my blog:-
26 May 2019
15:07 I'M HOME FROM HOSPITAL. IT'S ... NICE ...
I'VE DONE LOADS OF ART AND STUFF, DOES ANYONE KNOW WHO WANTS A LOOK?
I'VE GOT A LOT OF PRETTY NEW PANTIES AND DRESSES AND STUFF BUT I DON'T WANT TO WEAR THEM.. WHAT'S GOING ON..?
BEEF CASSEROLE DINNER THAT'S WHAT WHEN SERRY GETS HERE ..YAWN. (PSST- SKIN UP, DON'T TELL THE AUTHORITIES !)
BRB [I'LL BE RIGHT BACK] [BTW = BY THE WAY, PMSL = PISSING MY SELF LAUGHING]
21 July 2019 7:29
SO, WHAT IT IS NOW IS THAT I HAVE TO TRY AND DRESS UP IN SKIRTS AND DRESSES AND GET ALL TARTED UP AND THAT BUT IF I GET CAUGHT BY THE OMHT THEN I GET SECTIONED INTO AN ALL MALE WARD FOR WEEKS AT A TIME! NO SMOKING NO DRINKING NO SEX NO HOME COMFORTS -WE'RE TALKIN' PLASTIC TEACUPS AND GOBBING IN THE MILK HERE. IT'S A FUNNY GAME THEY WANNA PLAY BUT HEY I REMEMBER JEREMY BEADLE! I'M HALF EXPECTING HIS GRINNING FACE TO APPEAR FROM BEHIND A CURTAIN SOMEWHERE LOL THIS IS GAME FOR A LAUGH ISN'T IT? TALKING OF DARES WE PLAY DOUBLE DARE TOO SO THAT'S WHERE THE FUN REALLY STARTS..PMSL. OH BRB.
SO, I'VE HAD A HONEYSUCKLE AND HERBAL ESSANCES SHOWER AND I'VE BEEN FOR A 1 MILE BIKE RIDE SO NOW A QUICK GLASS OF HEAD HONCHO AND I'M DOING BACON AND EGGS- COOL!
25 July 2019 13:07
IT IS THE HOTTEST DAY EVER RECORDED TODAY HERE NOW- PHEW NEED A FAN LOL. NEW FILM IDEA: 'CARRY ON UP THE GENDER CLINIC'. THE NEIGHBOURS GOT FRIENDLY AND INVITED ME TO THEIR HOT TUB IN MY OWN GARDEN BUT I'M NOT SURE AS THE WATER HAS BEEN IN THERE UNCHANGED FOR 8 WEEKS EW. I SOMETIMES WISH JAMES WHALE WOULD TAKE ME ON A LUXURY ISLAND HOLIDAY TRIP AND WE HAVE A REALLY GOOD TIME AND STUFF- DREAM ON SHERI.
26 July 2019 12:52
MAKE THAT HOLIDAY PARTNER HARRY HILL INSTEAD (OR ASWELL!), THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A FUNNY GENIUS WHO MAKES YOU LAUGH (ALIEN FUN CAPSULE PMFSL).
11 August 2019 12:33 (Sunday)
Seriously though, one of the worst things about being in the mental hospital was that one day the whole ward wreaked of puke all day and they locked the entrance to the little non-smoking garden area so you couldn't get away from it. Eight weeks last spring, seven weeks in there this spring, and there's naff all wrong with me- this shouldn't be allowed.
Abolish the 1983/4 Mental Health Act or you're control freaks aswell as crazy. Antipsycotic pharmaceutical drugs are bad news and it's basically unjustified legalised drug pushing and false imprisonment linked with insults, character assasination, blackmail and harassment. These people have ruined my life in the name of care for over thirty years and it continues. Anyway, you're paying for it so enjoy my art for free and it doesn't need to mean I'm ill.
I can never be quite sure when the next attack from the NHS is going to happen to me but I'll try not to worry too much and do what I can to help you all meanwhile. Don't worry yourself about me though, I can look after myself, I don't want you to develop stress eczma on your scalp too and suffer from extra pyramidal effects from the 'medication' ("Open your mouth let me see if you have swallowed it or not"), I know how sore that can be. The shrink who sections me, Fiona M Pharoah in Unit550, Gordon Road, High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire, HP13 6EQ, UK; (T1000 terminator unit reports target aquired. John pipe up this is serious); said I wasn't allowed to use my car for three months after getting let out of there. I'm still on a section at home and I don't want to be, I don't think it's justified at least in my case and most others. If you really do care for people then help me to get the law changed as regards the mental health act, it's hurt us so much enough is enough, they're damned bullies; the section hospitals are diabolical if you know anyone who it's happened to and their whole approach to people and care seems to be flawed in the almost opposite to correctness, they are so out of touch and out of date and use the law in a way that hurts people like guinnie pigs and doesn't help one bit. I'm proud that I'm a normal enough and good person, and like mum used to say "You can't hold a good man down for long." Ouch.
Start here :-
Mental Health Act Office
Littlemore Mental Health Centre
Oxford OX4 4XN
NHS: 406 311 2292
Telephone Number: +44 (0)1865 902036
Phone 'em up and give 'em some shit will ya, I can't take on the whole institution on my own, have a heart.
13 August 2019
Right enough, an attack happened to me this morning by Neville Mafunu (Care coordinator from OMHT OXFORD MENTAL HEALTH TRUST) with nasty chemicals from a hyperdermic needle into me- I can't refuse it or they put me back in the torture ward- Blackmail (Black male, Shez you're too funny). Just to top things off I was the victim of road rage this afternoon aswell, and he's put a great big dent in me Jag the bastard. I've done the police report so he should get a ban and a fine, the funny thing is the bloke behind me got the whole thing on his dash cam and he gave me his card so he can submit it to the police. Havin a beer now, might put a skirt on for bit of comfort. Cheers.
14 August 2019
Morning. More on that road rage yesterday. The guy with the dash cam emailed me saying he restarted his car and so lost the footage. I have given a description of the man and the van in the police report so there's still hope that the bugger will get done for it.
Pissin' down here today.
So, the van man had straggly black heavy-metal hair, typical bad character steryotype image (I never got into head banging dancing did you?). He was about thirty something and the van was a small courier type thing, blue with yellow lettering: 'AQUARIUM'. I don't like people who keep animals in little tanks and cages unless they're the RSPCA who have good reasons to do so.
You know, sometimes I feel a bit like that fish in the tank, especially when they throw me into the asylum.
So, my mother died in February this year and my father (The Devil) has declared his estate as about 6 Million pounds worth. I however am five grand in debt, I can't afford to go to the dentist to get my teeth fixed and can't afford a new shower unit (the old one cuts out after about 5 mins and it's not quite long enough and I end up standing there wet and shivering with soap all in me hair), and I need new tyres for my motor. The care plan notes refer to my old man as 'very supportive', pull the other one, next you'll be telling me that Scrooge is Mother Theresa lol. One example of just how selfish he is, is when he bought another new Bentley. He paid the dealership an extra £50,000 so he could have the first one off the production line even though it's the same as all the others, while his talented yet skint son rots in mental hospital, where Brian (yes, the Beast has a name in real life) wrongly put him, and he gets praised in the notes for being generous and supportive. John's Jesus and he's saved us all, come on let's have that discharge and a round of applause, (that was John Lennon's mistake weren't it).
Look, if I'm the bearded woman, sometimes the stubble feels good and at other times terrible so I can always shave it off and therefore enjoy the best of both worlds. If people don't like it, well my purpose in life is not to satisfy their personal specification of requirements as far as how I look is concerned- right? I'll wear what I want to fuckin wear and how I want to wear it.
Rain's on again Jo.
Tell the truth and shame the devil.
Get thee behind me Satan.
15 August 2019
I'll leave you for now with a little giggler:
"Who's Brian's favourite composer? ...
... Mentalson. "
17 August 2019
So I called my dad and told him I can't afford to go to the dentist and it came out that the Oxford mental health lot have told him not to give me any large sums of money! (Damn, that's me inheritance gone an'all. lol) It's getting far beyond a joke and in fact it was never funny just cruel and bang out of order.
One thing that's made up for it a bit is I got Number 1 on Number One Music.com.